I'm also going to start posting good jokes that I haven't heard before.
Three guys (let's call them Christian, Tanner, and Dylan) all die and go to hell. The open the gates of hell and start walking down a hallway covered in clocks. All the clocks have names on them and some are going faster than others. Eventually they come to a clock with Christian's name on it.Christian says, "Thats odd" and they keep walking. Eventually they come to a clock with Dylan's name on it. Dylan says, "This is starting to get weird" and they keep walking. Then they come to big double doors. They open them and the devil is sitting there behind his desk. The three men say, "Devil, why are there all these clocks down here?". The Devil replies, "You see, there is a clock for everyone on Earth and they go faster when the person is masturbating." They guys then say, "But we didn't see Tanner's clock anywhere." The Devil says, "Oh its on the ceiling. We use it as a fan."
